Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Sex

I've come to the realization that most songs about sex are awful. This is probably because whenever I think about songs related to sex, I think of contemporary R&B (awful) and modern commercial rap (even more awful). Anyways, after looking through my music collection (closing in on 5000), I found these songs about sex that don't suck.


The best


#3 Green Day – Long View

Self love is still love


2) Tool – Stinkfist

Bonus points for the extended metaphor


1) Pixies – Gigantic

Once you go black, you don’t go back



The rest

The Notorious B.I.G. – One More Chance
2pac – Temptations
The Beatles – Why don’t we do it in the road
Wu-Tang Clan – Maria
Tool – 4 degrees
U2 – Mysterious Ways
Weezer – Tired of sex
A Perfect Circle - Hollow

Friday, February 24, 2006

Olympic hockey fallout thoughts

Ok we know what happened, so I'm not going to repeat it here.

Looking back, Nagano wasn't that bad. We were undefeated in the robin round (5-0 Belarus, 3-2 Sweden, 4-1 USA) and beat Kazakhstan 4-1 in the quarters. Then of course, we ran into a red hot Hasek in the semis and lost in a shootout. Russia, who lead all teams with 15 goals in the round robin, were shut out in finals 1-0 versus Hasek. Yet, for whatever reason, the country panicked about our lack of offensive production and we had those hockey summits. Overreacting don’t you think?

We all know about our early struggles at Salt Lake, so I won’t go there either. What about our vaunted 2004 world cup team? 1996 world cup team?

1996

2004

Round robin GA

11

10

Round robin Goals per games (3)

3.67

3.33

Playoffs GA

15

12

Playoffs Goals per games (4/3)

3.75

4

Tournament Goals per games (7/6)

3.71

3.67

Ok, the big difference between the two is that we won in 2004 and lost in 1996. But in 1996, much like Nagano, we ran into an ultra hot goalie (Tournament MVP Mike Richter) and lost the third and deciding game versus the USA in the finals (not to mention that fucking stick was definitely above the crossbar goal by Brett Hull). Despite supposedly having an overpowering offensive in 2004, we didn’t even score that much more than our “offensively inept” team back in 1996. And our 2004 team didn’t exactly overwhelm the competition (see semi final game versus Czechs).


While we’re at it

Olympics

1998

2002

2006

Round robin GF

12

8

15

Round robin Goals per games (3/3/5)

4

2.67

3

Playoffs GF

5

14

0

Playoffs Goals per games (2/3/1)

2.5

4.67

0

Playoffs Goals per games minus Belarus Blowout (2)

3.5

Tournament Goals per games (7/6/6)

3.4

3.67

2.5

My first thoughts when we lost to Sweden in Salt Lake: “Gretzky might be a great player, but that doesn’t mean he put together a great team --> see Isiah Thomas"


In the province newspaper (2/23/2006), Ed Willies put it best:


”Look up and down Team Canada’s roster and identify a player who’s having a good season. There are a couple. A lot more have struggled. In the meantime, Eric Staal, who’s third in the league in scoring, wasn’t on the ice. Neither Sidney Crosby or Patrick Marleau or Jason Spezza. But Kris Draper and his five goals were. So were Ryan Smyth, Todd Bertuzzi, Rick Nash and Shane Doan, all of whom have underachieved for a variety of reasons this season.”


Ok I think Draper and Doan were unfairly dumped on because they played well on the penalty kill, but otherwise it was right on the mark.


Patirck Marleau (64 points) was on the 2004 world cup team. Paul Kariya (58 points) was on the 2002 team and 1994 Olympic teams with only a concussion holding him back from the 1998 team. Alex Tanguay (66 points) was a strong consideration for the 2002 Olympic team. Why not? Back in 2002, Iginla wasn’t even invited to the August trading camp, but he played his way onto the team by leading the NHL in points that year. Haven’t these other guys played their way onto the 2006 team?


Anyways, I doubt Gretzky is going to be back for 2010. Ditto for Pat Quinn


Other guys I don’t think that will be back

Bryan Mccabe (Mccabe sucks bad)
Shane Doan
Joe Sakic (first ballot Hall of Famer, but I can see him retiring)
Martin St. Louis (seems like a flash in the pan)
Kris Draper
Todd Bertuzzi (Prime year as a power forward are over. On a slow and irreversible decline now)


Overall I really do think our team really played their hearts out, but better luck and roster selections next time.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Random Olympic Thougts

  • I don’t understand how people can be shocked by Canada’s loss to the Swiss. Do people not pay attention? The Swiss had already beaten the Czechs earlier. The same Czechs that beat Canada filled with NHL-locked out players in the 2005 worlds. The same Czechs that should’ve won the semis in the 2004 world cup (Thanks to Lecavalier and Luongo for coming thru in the clutch). Not to mention, the Czechs did win in Nagano and were world champs from 99-01. Yes, I do realize there's no such thing as match up algebra (A beats B. B beats C. Therefore C beats A.)


  • Dear Jabronis. Hockey is not an individual sport. It is a team sport. Case in point: 1980. Lake Placid. The Soviet hockey machine. Ragtag group of U.S. hockey players. Guess who won that one. No team should be taken lightly. Just ask Sweden back in Salt Lake.

  • After watching a ‘cabbie on the street’ segment, skeleton is a pretty crazy sport if you think about it. You’re sliding down an ice track at around 100 km/hr. The sled is thin and you going head first in the prone position. The second you lift your shoulders, you going to crash…..at 100 km/hour. Crazy. But apparently, it's the safest sliding sport (versus luge and bobsled). Go Figure.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Twisted Logic 2006

Who: Chris Martin plus three. j/k. Coldplay
Where:
GM Place. Floor. Row 29, Seat 47
When: Jan 27, 2006
How much:
~ $100 after taxes

For some reason, there was no general admission, which really sucked. I don’t understand the point of seats when you’re standing the entire time. The only benefit of seats is when you have to head for the washroom because the seat will still be there when you get back whereas you’d be at the back of the pack for general admission.

Opening acts:
Fiona Apple
I don’t know much about Fiona and didn’t care much for her act, so much so that I got up and starting walking around mid way through her set.

There was a large rectangular LCD screen behind the stage.

Tomorrow never knows (The Beatles) was played right before the group hit the stage. I wonder if anyone noticed.

1) Square one

2) Politik

3) Yellow

Small yellow balloons were dropped onto the floor seats near the stage. We all had a gay ol’ time hitting those balloons around. Eventually large balloons partially filled with gold glitter were dropped.

Interlude: Afterwards, Chris does his usually ‘Oh we’re not worthy’ schtick

4) God put a smile on my face

5) Speed of sound

6) The scientist

Some sing-a-long moment here

7) How You See The World

Interlude: Apparently Chris got food poisoning the night before or something like that. But don’t panic.

8) Don’t panic

9) White shadows

10) Trouble

Interlude: Chris had some strange story. Once as a kid, at a party, he sprayed this guy, Glen, with a water gun. And months later, Glen got a sex-change operation.

The whole band moved to the front of the stage and dedicated the next song to Sarah McLachlan, Fiona apple and the Lilith Fair.

11) Till kingdom come

12) Ring of fire

A Johnny Cash cover

13) X&Y

14) Clocks

Awesome alternate ending. They kept playing faster and faster until coming to a complete halt while killing the lights.

15) Talk

Encore

16) The hardest part

17) In my place

Chris obviously flubbed some lyrics. Smacked himself and apologized to the audience. He would run into the crowd all the way to the opposite side of the arena before returning to the stage.

18) Fix you

It sounded really good just like I thought.



Good Night (The Beatles) was softly playing over the PA system as we filed for the exits. Once again, I wonder if anyone noticed.

Side Notes:
Took a bunch of video shots during the concert: Square one, Politik, Clocks, The Scientist, Fix You, Yellow and some others I don’t quite remember right now.


Overall

I came in with low expectations and came out thoroughly impressed. A tad short but good. I still think the third album was disappointing, but definitely looking forward to the fourth album now.


Pecking order for concerts thus far

1)The Arcade Fire

2) U2

To be honest, I think the U2 show might’ve been better but being stuck in the 22nd row really put a damper on my experience.

3) Coldplay

4) Foo Fighters

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Eating out

I went to Toshi (Near the corner of 16th and main) this past Friday. For the record, I never really enjoyed sashimi until I came to this place. The fish was probably fresher than most places because it certainly tasted like it. Everything else (sushi, eggplant, fish, tempura, etc.) was of exceptional quality. The only drawback: portions were smaller than average. Otherwise, I’d have to say this place has become my favorite Japanese restaurant.

On Saturday, I went to the Pan Pacific hotel (on the waterfront) for e-ball. High quality dinner but not quite as good Toshi. Carrot soup infused with ginger and orange. Baby spinach salad with some kind of honey dressing. Chicken breast with exotic sounding herbs and spices. Crème Brulee. Never had Crème Brulee until that day. good good. The musical choices (ie, Foo Fighters, Gun n Roses, Led Zeppelin) for the dance were dubious at best. Overall, I don’t think e-ball was worth 50 bucks, but it is my last year so oh well. Then again, I did skip post-eball drinking because I didn’t want to sleep in my suit.

Daily Musings

Went to Zulu records (on fourth av) for the first time today. Interesting place. They had a bunch of old arcade machines around the place although Pong appeared to be the only one that was functioning. Shit. Everything was so expensive. They have many somewhat difficult to find records, but it's so costly. (i.e., Dr. Octagon -Dr. Octagonecologyst = $27 + taxes. Pixies Live (2004) double album = $55 + taxes). Personally I buy on a case to case basis that's based on an illogical and contradictory rule set, but that's another story for another day. I ended up buying Sonic Youth - Goo ( modest $12) and a Nada Surf ticket ($20).

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Stream of consciousness

Not that I care because the Grammys and most award shows, because they’re are stupid, but here are some random thoughts. You know it’s a slow year when U2’s How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb wins album of the year. I actually liked the album, but it’s no album of the year. The production sounds so old; upon listening to Achtung Baby again, you’d think HTDAAB was released first. Late Registration is the better album. I might listen to Paul’s album eventually, but I have no intentions of listening to the other 2 album of the year nominees. Ever. Hollaback girl has got to be one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard. It’s 90% crap with a somewhat catchy hook if you’re a girl or have very bad taste in music. It’s a crying shame that The Arcade Fire didn’t win the alternative album award. Oh well, award shows are stupid anyways with the Grammys being the lowest of the low. I don’t understand why Kayne is so upset about not winning a Grammy. Chuck D said it best “Who gives a fuck about a God damn Grammy?”

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Post superbowl thoughts

Get over it Seahawk fans.

1) The pass interference call on D.Jackson was the right call. On the replay, he clearly extended his arms on the defender to create some space.

2) The Big Ben touchdown was ruled a touchdown on the field. Therefore to overturn the touchdown, the replay must show indisputable evidence that the ball didn't cross the goal line. In the replay, the motion blur prevented us from seeing whether the ball crossed the line or not. Therefore, there was no indisputable evidence. Touchdown stands. Personally, I don't think the ball cross the line, although it was damn close.

3) The phantom holding call. Well that was definitely questionable, but then again holding happens on every play…. It just depends whether the refs call it or not. Then again, you can’t blame the refs for that brutal Hasselback INT.


Lastly, I don't understand why everyone thought this was a bad superbowl. I thought it was entertaining with the dramatic momentum swings. It was better than a lot of other Superbowls (ie. the Broncos crushing the Falcons in SB33)

Daily Musings

I beat super punchout for the Snes about 1-2 weeks ago. I mainly played in the CHBE labs. Thanks to the word spreading about my ROMS, free space on the shared network drive has dwindled to 1 gig out of 50 gigs. Then again, many others abuse the shared drive (ie. mp3, video storage, bittorrent downloads. etc)

- I've decided to start skipping my tues/thurs 9:30-11 econ class because everyone has unanimously derided this class. Of course, I'll goto the midterm and quizzes, but otherwise, I'm gonna just photocopy someone else's econ handouts. Instead of attending this class, I'm gonna go for morning runs. Actually, depending on whether there's a Tuesday design meeting or not, I might start skipping Tuesday altogether, which I did today.

- today, I finished this fairly challenging mission in San Andreas called "supply lines" (well according to the two FAQs I read when I was stuck, although they were no help). Basically you have to fly this model plane (armed with machine guns) around san francisco and kill 5 couriers before you run out of fuel. I think it took me around 1-2 hours to finish this 5-10 minute mission.

two things that I noticed which really helped me out.

1) Use L2 and R2 when turning. Using the analog stick turns the plane sideways, which usually causes you to crash into the side of a building if not the asphalt. The controls are also very sensitive, but it's very to forget this during a mad scramble. Got to remain calm

2) When firing the machine guns, it's essentially on auto aim. For the horizontal axis, you just have to be pointed in their general direction while you don’t even have to worry about the vertical axis (ala Doom). Of course, you have to be within a certain range, but it’s hard to quantify here.

General strategy:

1) Kill the first guy to your left at the start. Shoot at the van ASAP. The guy will then get out of the van leaving him completely vulnerable.

2) The second guy is just around the corner on a bike. I think he gets off the bike, but either way, he’s an easy kill.

3) Dilemma. Two guys to the north. One to the south. Given the diminishing fuel supply, you have to kill the two guys to the north first. Just shoot at their vehicles until they catch on fire and explode (they’re too stupid to get out). You should have a little more than half a fuel tank at this point otherwise it might be tight.

4) Kill the last guy by shooting the van until it explodes. Then hopefully you have enough fuel to make it back to the last rooftop.

Oh yeah, Zero, the character who offers this mission, is voiced by David Cross (Tobias from arrested development). He’s pretty funny as the nerdy mail order store owner (Curse you Berkley!).

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Superbowl XL

One team played in the worst division (NFC West) in the NFL. They only played three teams with winning records. Sure they won each game but they had lucked out big time each time (one thanks to a horrible INT by Bled-scoe with 14 seconds remaining, another thanks to Jay “I just missed three game winning kicks” Feely and the Colts didn’t even show up to their game).


Hence this team had the easiest regular season schedule. No surprise, this team secures home field throughout the playoffs. In the divisional playoffs, they faced the road-weary Redskins. At this point, the Redskins had to win 6 straight with 4 on the road just to reach this stage. No surprise, the Redskins ran out of gas and lost the game. This team then faced the Panthers in the NFC champion ship. The Panthers had played 4 of their last 5 games on the road. Shortly into the game, Panthers running back Nick Goings is knocked out of the game forcing the Panthers to utilize their *fourth* string running back. This basically left the Panthers with no rushing attack making them one-dimensional team with only one receiving threat: Steve Smith. Gee I wonder who won this game.


Meanwhile, the other Superbowl team had gone on the road and beat the top three seeds to get to this point. Two of the victories were in convincing fashion to boot.



Bandwagon Seahawk fans make me sick.


Go Steelers.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

You know my style

For the record, I'd like to think of my blogging as a cross between Public Enemy (social commentary) and the Pixies (awesome wackiness).

It'd be great if I could mix some more Big L in there as well (devastating punch lines)