Edward's self absorbed filler

hey, are we supposed to dress up or anything for convocation?

im not sure

ok

i think we need to wear shirt and pants

ah ok

maybe a tie

hm. i think i'll just dress up then

hopefully it ain't going to be hot

its indoors, proly air conditionded

no no

we eventually go outside

for what?

pictures and stuff

if u want

ha. you mean if my parents want

did ur parents say they are proud of you?

nope

yours?

nope

lol great parents we have

i know

they got issues

is your whole family coming

no, around 6 ppl

cool

u?

4 ppl

i got some ppl coming for stand by

stand by?

they might get in after everyone with tix gets in

get real

this is sold out

apparently that doesnt matter, stand by ppl always get in

hm ok then

i hope so anyways

my gf mom is coming for stand by

lol

lol nice

they must like you a lot

i guess

who doesnt

i dunno. i figure there's always some natural hostility between a family and their daughter's b/f. after all you are violating her

lol

your thinking like a male

females dont think like that

must be the daily porn

her mom wants me to marry her

whoa. you got that whole family wrapped around your finger

still

imagine if you had a daughter and some guy was sticking it to her. would you and the guy engage in pleasant conversation. "how's fucking my little girl coming along?"

maybe i should only have sons. then i'd avoid this. "yeah that's my son. he's fucking model bitches"

lol

i hope u have females

lol

3 of em

chunger sluts

thats what they'll be known as

hm that'd suck. what if they got into porn. i might have to a) disown them and b) never watch porn again

c) start a website for them and make $$

gross

actually

i've sorta of heard weird stuff like that involving husbands/wives

husbands that like watching their wives get nailed

sorta

or violently getting nailed. emphasis on violent

it was on pbs

lol pbs

the public had to know

well yeah. it was on frontline.

some porn thing went to the supreme court

if you ever read "savage love" in the georgia straight, you'd realize conventional methods just don't turn the crank for some ppl

i can see that

i know girls that would probably try that stuff

savage love has good Q&A stuff like that

q&a?

question (reader) and answer (dan savage)

like what if you (underage) and your g/f (underage) made a sex tape. what are the legal ramifications of that

hmm, i dont think it should be illegal to make, but illegal for others to see

yeah, but it's technically illegal to own a copy

as i found out

not if its your own

nope. it's still illegal

wtf

well it's not like anyone would do anything about it

as long as you don't sell it or show it

what if u make an underage pron of yourself jerking off, is that illegal?

lol. i don't know. i actually thought of the same thing after reading the article

what if you watch it after you turn 18, are u a pedophile?

you should write in

lol

other funny/gross things. like this reader looking for a male porn star with a pie hole

pie hole?

cunt, vagina, pussy, etc etc etc

yo i saw that the other day

lol where

this porn online

this chick start flirting with this guy and shes like "i have a dick" and she pulls it out, and the guy says "thats nothing" and pulls down his pants to reveal a vag

lol

the dude was manly too

tattoes and facial hair

muscles

in the letter, the reader wanted a super masculine porn star

reminds me of watching showcase

it was some porn documentary

and some guy is about to do this chick

except, to the suprise of me, the director and the guy, the chick had a dick

the guy quickly left while the director tried to make the best of the situation

lol

thats funny, wtf was the tranny thinkning

getting paid for the video

maybe they wont notice my balls

when he eats me out

beats me. some regular porn guys do gay porn

wtf

they don't seem to have a problem with it. it's a job for them