Underrated
“[Jack Slater is Hamlet]
Hamlet: Hey Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake!
Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of
Old Man : Stay thy hand, fair prince.
Hamlet: [shooting him] Who said I'm fair?
Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince good night.
Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be. (Explosion in the background)
Jack Slater: Kid! Who does the doctor treat?
Danny Madigan: Patients?
Jack Slater: Look at the elbow of my jacket. What is it doing?
Danny Madigan: Wearing thin?
Jack Slater: Bingo!
Danny Madigan: You think you are funny, don't you?
Jack Slater: I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.
Danny Madigan:: Schwarzenegger!
Jack Slater: Gesundheit.
Benedict: I wonder if you could help me?
Mechanic: Sure, what do ya need?.
Benedict: Well...
[benedict shoots him. He listens for a while, then shouts]
Benedict: I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose.
[listens some more, still nothing]
Benedict: I said, I have just killed a man and I wish to confess!
[listens some more, someone tells him to shut up. He looks pleased]
[Playing "Chicken" riding a bike]
Danny Madigan: This is gonna work. It's a movie, I'm a good guy. This has got to work!
[Danny thinks again]
Danny Madigan: I'm a comedy sidekick. Oh, shit! I'm a comedy sidekick! IT'S NOT GONNA WORK!”
~ The much underrated Last Action Hero
So I recycled an old xanga post. so what?
posted by Edward @ 1:30 AM
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