Edward's self absorbed filler

We all know things are bad — worse than bad — they’re crazy.

It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the LW division we’re watching is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least let Pettis get a title shot. Let me have the Miller/Diaz winner get a shot at the strap , and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone."

Well, I’m not going to leave you alone.

I want you to get mad!

I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to write angry fanposts. I don’t want you to tweet to Dana White, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the instant rematches and the point fighting and the judges and Melendez in Strikeforce.

All I know is that first, you’ve got to get mad.

You’ve gotta say, "I’m a MMA fan, goddammit! My opinion has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to Bloody Elbow, rec it, and stick your head out and yell,

“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!!