I hate people
Jealousy's a motherfucker, you weak jealous motherfuckers!
If you a jealous motherfucker, you just a weak motherfucker!
See when you on top, motherfuckers just wanna bring you down!
Motherfuckers don't even know you, and they don't like you...
Nothing irks me more than cock block. Cock block should only occur to save your intoxicated female friend from some shady character.
"If I can't have her, no one can!"
Classic douche baggery. Instead of thinking about her interest level in you (aka the biggest gauge on whether you'll hook up), your typical average frustrated chimp is solely concentrating on his erection hardness. And if she hooks up with a true McDouche bag over you, she's obviously a dumb and/or confused whore for making the wrong decision. You just move on.
In a related subject, it also irks me when people mock a celebrity's significant other. Either a) they're a pansy ass pretty boy who needs to die or b) what?! I look way better than this mofo, why can't I have her. The latter is especially aggravating because instead of congratulating the lucky average joe we riducle him. Again: refer to the above.
While I'm on relationships, there's the segment of the male populace that geniunely believes that only guys with money land chicks. These people are beyond help.
posted by Edward @ 8:46 PM
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