MMA has ruined this guy's life
The girlfriend gets mad me alot because I watch so much MMA...UFC in particular. It affects everything I do...even SEX.When I'm in the mood, I tell my girl, IT'S TIMEEEEEEE!!! Bruce-Buffer-style.
During sex I sometimes yell THAT'S DEEEEEEEEP!!! ala Rogan.
When the deed has been done, I give her an IT'S ALLLLL OVER!!! ala Goldie.
If she is not really into the sex, I will say in my best french accent I'M NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE.
posted by Edward @ 8:18 PM
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